I Can’t Win
One of the by-products of Jason’s competitive streak is that he’ll suddenly say, “You LOSE!” out of the blue. Last night he was in the bath and sure enough said, “You LOSE, Daddy!” So I called him on it. “I lost what, Jason? What did I lose? Were we in some kind of contest and I didn’t know it?”
Without skipping a beat, he explained, “Well, you lose at most things, Daddy.”
He’s got me there. Luckily he seems to love me anyway. Maybe out of pity?