Guns + Kids = Fun
From the days when boys were allowed to be boys, here’s a wild TV commercial for the Dick Tracy “Tommy Burst” machine gun and detective set. “You Can Tell It’s Mattel: It’s Swell!”
Nowadays of course, the liberal wetnurses running America have torpedoed anything remotely as fun, although Mattel is still managing to make dangerous toys, bless ’em. But be honest, wouldn’t you rather expire manfully from a “safe” bullet in the eye than go out like a punk, licking lead paint off a “Press-N-Go Elmo”?