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Drunken Astronauts

These aren’t great days for NASA. Having made the headlines a few months ago with a love triangle turned attempted murder, now comes the revelation that one NASA worker deliberately sabotaged a computer scheduled for use in space while an undisclosed number of astronauts have, over the years, flown missions while drunk.

Just remember, kids. Waste your youth on booze and you’ll amount to nothing. Better to stick to your studies, work your butts off, get yourselves in tip-top shape and join the ranks of the few, the proud, the astronauts.

THEN you can get as sloshed as you like.

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