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Best. Video. Ever.
No, seriously. Might as well lock down Youtube now and call it quits.
In this video, we finally understand the secret behind William Shatner’s…erm…unique speech patterns. Obviously he hears music the rest of us aren’t privy to.
Watch as The Shat reveals Captain Kirk’s true love. Having proven himself too much man for any woman, Kirk unleashes his manly charms on a mountain. That’s right, a mountain.
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You know, I remember when Harlan Ellison said that Shatner would screw a goat in a store window just to get attention.
At the time I thought Ellison was being his usual bitter grouch self and exaggerating for comic effect.
But after seeing that video…I’m starting to wonder if Ellison knows something the rest of us don’t. Though frankly, I just don’t need to know that badly if that was a mere figure of speech or not.
By the way, you know who never wanted to make love to a mountain? Yes, that’s right: Picard.
Picard: 1
Kirk: 0
Yes, I guess it’s only logical Shatner’s flashy showmanship would grate on a shy, soft-spoken and modest soul like Harlan Ellison.
As I recall, Picard considered resigning Starfleet to study tectonic plate movements, so he too is fascinated with Mother Earth. It’s just that Picard, true to form, is a whole lot more boring about it.
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